Questionable Goods

Montresor’s Basement Renovations

Poe-inspired renovations. We stand behind our work. Permanently.

Ra Ra Rasputin

You can’t kill what won’t die.

Cletus T. Tadpole: Demon Hunter

Backwoods demon hunting, Dubious Authority style.

Bundy’s Volkswagen • Audi • Subaru

Vintage used-car advertising with a deeply questionable sales pitch.

Gein’s Custom Leather & Upholstery

Custom upholstery. 100% recycled materials.

Crowley D20

Roll wisely. Certainty has consequences.

Pawsitive Prognosis

The prognosis is pawsitive.

UZB-76

The Buzzer. A Cold War ghost that never stopped transmitting.

Available as a T-shirt or hoodie. Sold separately.

UZB-76 T-Shirt

The Buzzer. A Cold War ghost that never stopped transmitting.

Crowley Motors

Zero down. No credit. No salvation.

Available as a T-shirt or hoodie. Sold separately.

Crowley Motors T-Shirt

Zero down. No credit. No salvation.

Throbbing Fog

The fog rolls in. Then it gets strange.

Dahmer Nose

Hand tossed madness.

Truth Dies Quietly

See. Believe. Repeat.

Nut House

Welcome to the Nut House.

Aleister Crowley Deluxe

Certainty is the first illusion.

Satanic Panic Veteran

Survived the panic. Kept the shirt.

The Cammie

Out of many, madness.

Fragrant Salad

A gentleman always asks.

Erin Go Bra-less

Erin go Bragh. Erin go Bra-less.

Die!

The die is cast.

Feral By Nature – Emerita Edition

Some instincts refuse to be domesticated.

Blind Justice

The scales tell their own story.

The Three Virtues

Endure. Consume. Ignore.